Sundy

Woke up hung over as fuck, but hey that meant the day could only get better from there. Went to my grand parents 50th anniversary where i ate veal fried in fried oil mixed with jesus semen, it was so fucking tasty.

(The white stuff is jesus' semen, it was thick and gooey like you'd expect from jesus.)

After that i went to visit ben in the hospital, then snuck him out and gave him cigarettes.

BBQ with da boyz! Then Jugz! Best Saturday

Andy is the  barbecue master and gets all the pussy. Pretty much played soccertennis (its a sport) all day in the shmoldering hot sun and then ate phallic food. Good day

Following that, i went home complained about how tired i was for about 3 hours then went back out to jugz!

This is the friend that i made. His name is steve. We had some good times and some bad times. This one time  i got a little angry at him and caved his head in (thats why theres a huge dent in his head), but we were still mates afterwards. He made my night at jugs that little bit better. Then i lost my keys and rocked up at my house drunk at 5 am trying to wake up my mum to open the door. That part wasnt fun.


all in all, great day

Sexual health

Jovi held a sex ed class on thursday at the youth center in erko. Basically he told me all about syphilis and anal warts, fed me pizza and gave me free sex toys!! Good old jovi.

 

I think the best lesson jovi has unintentionally taught me is that the worst STD you can get is children (He has two).

Wednesday

Spent all wednesday driving around trying to find..... DVDs. But our DVD dealers fell through so i spent the night sitting at shanes house drinking beer instead.

Me with raybans on just before out dvd hunt

Tuesday....

Im sure i did something on tuesday, i just cant remember what it was that i did. Probably playing lots of hon. Heres a random picture i took at some time this week, not necessarily tuesday. (its not cheating)

These are my gloves from when i was a professional boxer

Monday

Mondays suck and nothing every happens on a monday. So i took extra pics on the weekend incase this happens. This is my name tattooed onto alex's arse.

Sunday morning

This is me sunday morning about to pass out. It still counts as a pic for sunday.

Fuck my nose is fucked. STOP PUNCHING ME WORLD!

JUGZ!

Was at jugz on saturday (didnt expect that). Anyway everyone was celebrating my friends wedding, but its also snowman's birthday in 10 days, so they bring out the cake that someone made for them and everyone just starts singing happy birthday to josh.. This is the cake. Thunder = Stolen.

Forgot to take a picture on thursday.

Falling behind shale, no good. Anyway this is the picture i took friday after my exam. Its ma uni main building, voted ugliest building in Sydney, look at it in all its beauty.

After Ma maths exam.

This is what i ate to reward my self for all the hard mathenating. Double meat subway melt. Thats like 40 kilos of bacon  and a few turkeys. Om nom nom.

Software Engineering

Had to go to uni today to take my 15 minute oral exam, and you know im good at oral exams *wink*. Anyway, while i was waiting for my turn i took a photo down the staircase from the 22nd floor, its seemingly endless.

Shale

I did nothing but study again on monday, so  heres a picture of a little folded up cardboard chair with my name on it from the wedding.

Wedding

Went to Christine and Peter's wedding on sunday. Who are Christine and Peter? I dont know, 2nd cousins or some crap. Anyway this is me in the loudest suit at the wedding.

 They had two ford GTs to drive them away, each of those things are probably worth like 200 grand, freakin nice!

Ma dads concert

Helped set up for my dad's shitty little concert, That's him and a 1600 Watt RMS subwoofer, thats like a fully hectic subwoofer bro.

Then i got really drunk and drowned everyone with the smoke machine.

Study Study Study

Im literally doing nothing all day but studying, so theres nothing to photograph. Here is me being angry about that.

What ... the fuck.. is going on?

Maths is hard.

Iron Man Diet

This is  how i get through countless hours of study

Vagina Scar

I didn't do anything interesting on Monday except study and sleep, but i did go and see Ben on Tuesday briefly. This is his manky vagina scar from his shoulder surgery.

Birds owned my car.

You leave your car parked under the wrong telephone pole and this is what happens.

Street Art

I saw this on the train, and have no idea who wrote it at all.... i swear.

Prince.

This is my cat prince, he  is the best cat in the world. The end.

Drive back to sydney.

This is ben wearing my ammo belt which i forgot was in my boot before our drive back to sydney. I was sleep deprived cause i woke up at 4am hung over as shit and couldnt sleep, which means the drive was terrible. As a plus is started fucking pissing down hard which makes sleep deprived driving that much safer.

The road Trip

Drove to bathurst to drink lots of woodstock and wake up hungover. Raced on the race track, heaps of fun. Adrenaline is the best drug, so i recommend sliding around raxing corners in a really low grip civic with an inexperienced driver at the wheel as a must do.

This is me on the final strip, we stopped so i could pull the camera out and i was supposed to photoshop the spedo to say like 220, but im lazy.... so we're not moving. Extreme!

I forgot to take a picture!!! Oh noes!!!

*insert picture  here*

Adamjamgm

This is one of my  best mates Ben. He's in a sling and fucked off pain killers... and also high (not on life). Went to his house today during my uni break to see if he was still alive, then we sat around and talked shit. Good times.