Monday

Monday is today.

Today i applied for jobs, played GT5 (which i failed miserably at), Watched wogboy 2 and generally wasted my life.

OH and i ate pistachios!

The aftermath

Sunday

Master Chef andy had a bbq at alexandria park and food was eaten and drinks got dranked and fun was had, here are some of teh photos.

                                                                    Scott Morris

Andy and Marni

                                                                      Vaughan                           

                                                   and Leroy (Who secretly loves the dick)

Saturday

I spent saturday night at jugs and forgot to take more than 1 photo. So due to fridays forgetfulness imma use a pic from sunday morning (still considered saturday night to some) as my picture for saturday.

This is me lying in bed at my friends house wishing i would explode and not exist any more.

Friday.

I did fuck all on friday so im gonna make up a story and use a pic from jugs.

I was walking down the street and then i went down this ally and into a seedy bathroom and i saw THIS!!!

SOMEONE IS RUNNING AROUND WRITING MY NAME ON WALLS, WHAT THE EFF?

Thursday

Was at the doctors with Josh because we all have butt aids. This is josh with a sars mask on.

Wednesday

Bought GT5 on wednesday. Great way to throw away $100 bucks. I had to borrow a PS3 from andy to play it only to discovery that it is the hardest game in the whole world. Still fun tho.

DVDS!

We finally got our hands on some good dvd's on tuesday night and then spent the rest of the night absolutely destroying shanes house... As you do when you eat dvds. This is josh beforehand.

Uneventfull monday.

Did fuck all, i decided when i have done nothing all day or i forgot to take a picture, ill just take a pic of my self.

Here i am in all ma glory.

Man i need a haircut

Sundy

Woke up hung over as fuck, but hey that meant the day could only get better from there. Went to my grand parents 50th anniversary where i ate veal fried in fried oil mixed with jesus semen, it was so fucking tasty.

(The white stuff is jesus' semen, it was thick and gooey like you'd expect from jesus.)

After that i went to visit ben in the hospital, then snuck him out and gave him cigarettes.

BBQ with da boyz! Then Jugz! Best Saturday

Andy is the  barbecue master and gets all the pussy. Pretty much played soccertennis (its a sport) all day in the shmoldering hot sun and then ate phallic food. Good day

Following that, i went home complained about how tired i was for about 3 hours then went back out to jugz!

This is the friend that i made. His name is steve. We had some good times and some bad times. This one time  i got a little angry at him and caved his head in (thats why theres a huge dent in his head), but we were still mates afterwards. He made my night at jugs that little bit better. Then i lost my keys and rocked up at my house drunk at 5 am trying to wake up my mum to open the door. That part wasnt fun.


all in all, great day

Sexual health

Jovi held a sex ed class on thursday at the youth center in erko. Basically he told me all about syphilis and anal warts, fed me pizza and gave me free sex toys!! Good old jovi.

 

I think the best lesson jovi has unintentionally taught me is that the worst STD you can get is children (He has two).

Wednesday

Spent all wednesday driving around trying to find..... DVDs. But our DVD dealers fell through so i spent the night sitting at shanes house drinking beer instead.

Me with raybans on just before out dvd hunt

Tuesday....

Im sure i did something on tuesday, i just cant remember what it was that i did. Probably playing lots of hon. Heres a random picture i took at some time this week, not necessarily tuesday. (its not cheating)

These are my gloves from when i was a professional boxer

Monday

Mondays suck and nothing every happens on a monday. So i took extra pics on the weekend incase this happens. This is my name tattooed onto alex's arse.

Sunday morning

This is me sunday morning about to pass out. It still counts as a pic for sunday.

Fuck my nose is fucked. STOP PUNCHING ME WORLD!

JUGZ!

Was at jugz on saturday (didnt expect that). Anyway everyone was celebrating my friends wedding, but its also snowman's birthday in 10 days, so they bring out the cake that someone made for them and everyone just starts singing happy birthday to josh.. This is the cake. Thunder = Stolen.

Forgot to take a picture on thursday.

Falling behind shale, no good. Anyway this is the picture i took friday after my exam. Its ma uni main building, voted ugliest building in Sydney, look at it in all its beauty.

After Ma maths exam.

This is what i ate to reward my self for all the hard mathenating. Double meat subway melt. Thats like 40 kilos of bacon  and a few turkeys. Om nom nom.

Software Engineering

Had to go to uni today to take my 15 minute oral exam, and you know im good at oral exams *wink*. Anyway, while i was waiting for my turn i took a photo down the staircase from the 22nd floor, its seemingly endless.

Shale

I did nothing but study again on monday, so  heres a picture of a little folded up cardboard chair with my name on it from the wedding.

Wedding

Went to Christine and Peter's wedding on sunday. Who are Christine and Peter? I dont know, 2nd cousins or some crap. Anyway this is me in the loudest suit at the wedding.

 They had two ford GTs to drive them away, each of those things are probably worth like 200 grand, freakin nice!

Ma dads concert

Helped set up for my dad's shitty little concert, That's him and a 1600 Watt RMS subwoofer, thats like a fully hectic subwoofer bro.

Then i got really drunk and drowned everyone with the smoke machine.

Study Study Study

Im literally doing nothing all day but studying, so theres nothing to photograph. Here is me being angry about that.

What ... the fuck.. is going on?

Maths is hard.

Iron Man Diet

This is  how i get through countless hours of study

Vagina Scar

I didn't do anything interesting on Monday except study and sleep, but i did go and see Ben on Tuesday briefly. This is his manky vagina scar from his shoulder surgery.

Birds owned my car.

You leave your car parked under the wrong telephone pole and this is what happens.

Street Art

I saw this on the train, and have no idea who wrote it at all.... i swear.

Prince.

This is my cat prince, he  is the best cat in the world. The end.

Drive back to sydney.

This is ben wearing my ammo belt which i forgot was in my boot before our drive back to sydney. I was sleep deprived cause i woke up at 4am hung over as shit and couldnt sleep, which means the drive was terrible. As a plus is started fucking pissing down hard which makes sleep deprived driving that much safer.

The road Trip

Drove to bathurst to drink lots of woodstock and wake up hungover. Raced on the race track, heaps of fun. Adrenaline is the best drug, so i recommend sliding around raxing corners in a really low grip civic with an inexperienced driver at the wheel as a must do.

This is me on the final strip, we stopped so i could pull the camera out and i was supposed to photoshop the spedo to say like 220, but im lazy.... so we're not moving. Extreme!

I forgot to take a picture!!! Oh noes!!!

*insert picture  here*

Adamjamgm

This is one of my  best mates Ben. He's in a sling and fucked off pain killers... and also high (not on life). Went to his house today during my uni break to see if he was still alive, then we sat around and talked shit. Good times.

Saw 17.. or some shit.

I saw saw today. Movie was the same as all the other saws, interesting ways to die and boring fuck storyline.
Anyway this is me hungover like a bat with fucked up hair and 3D glasses on. And god damn do i have  a fucked up nose, stop punching me in the face people.

Josh Hill

This is my snowman, aint he beautiful.

Gatorade!

So we walk into coles at 6 am for a breakfast of chips and gingerbeer (as you do) and we see this guy buying his weight in gatorade. He must be stocking up for a nuclear war or something.

Shoe

This is one of my best mates Vaughan. His life consists of playing games drinking beer and fucking drunk bitches. He's awesome.

This is my sister.

He name is Ivana, she's an extremely studious high achiever who makes me look like a piece of dirt in her shadow. One day she will be rich and i will stinge money off her.

This was us walking to coles to buy bundaberg ginger beer. mmmmm

Drugs

Apparently according to today's impromptu study, 1 in 4 people look like they take drugs, and i'm one of them.
I was walking back to my car after uni and this lady was handing out pamphlets, 3 people walked past her and she just looked at them and smiled, then when i got to her she hands me one, this is what it was.

Oh well, next time i want to party ill have a good menu to browse.

Breakfast

Mother energy drink, these things got me through my shitty monday seeing as i didnt sleep the night before.

Mother is the best energy drink on the market and if you dont agree you can blow it out your ass.

Inca Knife

Seeing as i've done nothing but assignments all day and its been boring as fuck, I decided to take a picture of a knife my snowman gave me for my last birthday. It's a knife with an ivory handle and sheath with granite jewels (that's a lie, its all plastic, but that's what its supposed to be), the important thing is that the knife is sharp and is capable of shiving.  The engravings are of like, two retarded... deer... i think praying to a sun of some sort, i dunno.

Product Design and Business Plan

This is the assignment that i spent my whole Saturday doing and not getting drunk =[. It's about a trap that can safely capture possums, rats, mice and birds without harming them. Luckily, im not the one who has to do the prototype... yay.

Top deck and oreos

You be jealous

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Shifty

Meet my car, it's name is shifty... partially  because its a dodgey car and partially because its manual. It takes me places and i abuse it like its my bitch. But i love it.