Saw 17.. or some shit.

I saw saw today. Movie was the same as all the other saws, interesting ways to die and boring fuck storyline.
Anyway this is me hungover like a bat with fucked up hair and 3D glasses on. And god damn do i have  a fucked up nose, stop punching me in the face people.

Josh Hill

This is my snowman, aint he beautiful.

Gatorade!

So we walk into coles at 6 am for a breakfast of chips and gingerbeer (as you do) and we see this guy buying his weight in gatorade. He must be stocking up for a nuclear war or something.

Shoe

This is one of my best mates Vaughan. His life consists of playing games drinking beer and fucking drunk bitches. He's awesome.

This is my sister.

He name is Ivana, she's an extremely studious high achiever who makes me look like a piece of dirt in her shadow. One day she will be rich and i will stinge money off her.

This was us walking to coles to buy bundaberg ginger beer. mmmmm

Drugs

Apparently according to today's impromptu study, 1 in 4 people look like they take drugs, and i'm one of them.
I was walking back to my car after uni and this lady was handing out pamphlets, 3 people walked past her and she just looked at them and smiled, then when i got to her she hands me one, this is what it was.

Oh well, next time i want to party ill have a good menu to browse.

Breakfast

Mother energy drink, these things got me through my shitty monday seeing as i didnt sleep the night before.

Mother is the best energy drink on the market and if you dont agree you can blow it out your ass.

Inca Knife

Seeing as i've done nothing but assignments all day and its been boring as fuck, I decided to take a picture of a knife my snowman gave me for my last birthday. It's a knife with an ivory handle and sheath with granite jewels (that's a lie, its all plastic, but that's what its supposed to be), the important thing is that the knife is sharp and is capable of shiving.  The engravings are of like, two retarded... deer... i think praying to a sun of some sort, i dunno.

Product Design and Business Plan

This is the assignment that i spent my whole Saturday doing and not getting drunk =[. It's about a trap that can safely capture possums, rats, mice and birds without harming them. Luckily, im not the one who has to do the prototype... yay.

Top deck and oreos

You be jealous

Hey! I have a great idea!

HEY GUYS HEY LISTEN TO ME! WE GET... ARE YOU LISTENING? HEY GUYS! WE GET 6 LITRES...HEY GUYS LISTEN TO ME. WE GET 6 LITRES OF MILK, AND DRINK TILL WE PUKE! GOOD IDEA HUH?

Shifty

Meet my car, it's name is shifty... partially  because its a dodgey car and partially because its manual. It takes me places and i abuse it like its my bitch. But i love it.

Me just after waking up.

Didn't do anithing interesting so instead i took a picture of me and ma messy hair.

Chikun Burga!

Today was the day i decided to take 1 photo every day of my life.... until i start forgetting or some shit.
This is a chicken burger, it tasted awesome! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH